130820 Cultwo Show, trans by me
Chanyeol and Kyungsoo acting out a story (in satoori) that was sent to them by a listener.
[Narrator: many decades ago, my first girlfriend was kind of a tomboy. I loved her even though she acted very tough and spoke very roughly but it was so difficult to do skinship with her.]
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Chanyeol: should we hold hands?
D.O: your making my hand sweaty, move!!
Chanyeol: let’s link our arms together
D.O: it looks bad when other people see us, no thanks!!
[Narrator: even though the girl was manly, I thought that all girls must have a soft spot for romantic things and so I made up my mind to try and open her heart. I ran to her house, called her outside and grabbed her shoulders like a man. Then, with passion burning in my eyes, I said to her…]
Chanyeol: do you feel the same way as I do?
[Narrator: however, the girl blushed slightly and said to me…]
D.O: wow, do you need to take a shit? do you want to use my bathroom?
[Narrator: I was taken aback by her response but to uphold the romantic atmosphere, I replied..]
Chanyeol: are you home alone?
D.O: …my mum’s home
Chanyeol: ………well uh I can’t just go into someone else’s house, empty handed and use the bathroom to do a shit
D.O: it’s alright, just go shit
Chanyeol: no I’m fine. I’ll shit at your house next time
D.O: oh come on, just go do it now instead of shitting your pants on the way home
[Narrator: and so rather than being romantic, I just ended up going straight back home after using my girlfriend’s bathroom to take a shit]